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Kalau rakyat makan, raja santap
Kalau rakyat tidur, raja beradu
Kalau rakyat mandi, raja bersiram
Kalau rakyat sakit, raja gering
Kalau rakyat marah, raja murka
Kalau rakyat berjalan, raja mencemar duli
Kalau rakyat bersuara, raja bertitah
Kalau rakyat tinggal di rumah, raja di istana
Kalau rakyat duduk kerusi, raja duduk singgahsana
Kalau rakyat ada isteri, raja ada permaisuri
Kalau rakyat ada nenek, raja ada nenda
Kalau rakyat mati dikuburkan, raja dimakamkan
Kalau rakyat mati, raja mangkat
Kalau rakyat mati jadi Allahyarham, raja mangkat jadi Almarhum
Kalau rakyat bagi hadiah, raja bagi anugerah
Kalau hujan rakyat pakai payung, raja pakai iram-iram
Kalau rakyat baling kasut, raja baling kaus
Kalau rakyat sambut hari jadi, raja sambut hari keputeraan
Kalau rakyat bertolak, raja berangkat
Kalau rakyat buang air kecil, raja buang air seni
Kalau rakyat suka, raja berkenan
Kalau rakyat sakit kepala, raja gering hulu


Bukit

Piliharaya kecil Parlimen ....Bukit Gantang
Plihanraya kecil DUN....Bukit Selambau
MP nak saman Sultan....Bukit Gelugor
Gambar telanjang ADUN....Bukit Lanjan (Te Lanjan g)
Ketua bahagian UMNO mulut capoi....Bukit Bendera
Demonstrasi di Perak ......Bukit Chandan
Tanah runtuh baru-baru ni....Bukit Antarabangsa
Bukit yang tak aman.....Bukit Aman

Oleh itu hati-hati ADUN Anak Bukit.

* Petikan dari Gelanggang Keris Silau

Joke of the year from Pandikar Amin

Speaker should be impartial, says Pandikar Amin

MalaysianInsider

KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 23 – A speaker should be impartial and well aware of the consquences of his actions to the House and the people in general, said Dewan Rakyat Speaker Tan Sri Pandikar Amin Mulia.

He said that if a person was appointed speaker, “you are the Speaker of that particular Parliament or state assembly, and do not belong to any political party or to benefit a particular party.”

“A speaker should not be a servant to a certain political party,” he said after opening the Asian Parliamentary Assembly (APA) first sub-committe meeting on global financial crisis and its impact here today.

Pandikar Amin was speaking to reporters when asked to comment on the ongoing constitutional crisis in Perak.

Perak State Legislative Assembly Speaker V. Sivakumar, who chaired the Rights and Privileges Committee, announced on Feb 16 that the commitee had suspended Menteri Besar Datuk Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir and his six executive council members from attending the state legislative assembly for a lengthy period since they were in contempt of the assembly.

Dr Zambry and his executive council were barred for 18 months and 12 months respectively, effective Feb 16 and Sivakumar was reported to have also sought the consent of the Sultan of Perak Sultan Azlan Shah to convene a special sitting soon.

Former Perak mentri besar Datuk Seri Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin yesterday said Pakatan Rakyat would table a motion of confidence in him as the legitimate mentri besar at the meeting.