PRICE OF CHICKEN SHIT HITS THE ROOF !
The China Press, a couple of days ago reported that farmers in Cameron Highland are having difficulty getting their hands on chicken shit. According to the farmers there, there is a acute shortage of chicken shit thus causing the price of chicken shit to skyrocket. Before Chinese New Year it used to be RM 4 for a bag and now the price is RM6.50 and there are worrying signs that the price is going up further.
Farmers blame the shortage of chicken shit on the oil palm estates who because of skyrocketing price of non organic fertilizers worldwide, have turned to using chicken shit as manure. So next time if the fried chicken taste like shit, just blame the palm oil.
Such is the shortage for chicken shit, when one farmer said that where previously he could get his order of chicken shit every two days, he is now lucky if he can get some within a week. Sometimes the farmers have to wait up to a month!.
In the meantime, the chickens themselves are getting stressed out. What with duty to lay eggs, sacrifice themselves for meat and now they have to meet urgent deadlines for extra orders of shit. There is only that much nature can help!. If it goes on farmers may have to turn to politicians crap. Now! that’s definitely dangerous to health.
The China Press, a couple of days ago reported that farmers in Cameron Highland are having difficulty getting their hands on chicken shit. According to the farmers there, there is a acute shortage of chicken shit thus causing the price of chicken shit to skyrocket. Before Chinese New Year it used to be RM 4 for a bag and now the price is RM6.50 and there are worrying signs that the price is going up further.
Farmers blame the shortage of chicken shit on the oil palm estates who because of skyrocketing price of non organic fertilizers worldwide, have turned to using chicken shit as manure. So next time if the fried chicken taste like shit, just blame the palm oil.
Such is the shortage for chicken shit, when one farmer said that where previously he could get his order of chicken shit every two days, he is now lucky if he can get some within a week. Sometimes the farmers have to wait up to a month!.
In the meantime, the chickens themselves are getting stressed out. What with duty to lay eggs, sacrifice themselves for meat and now they have to meet urgent deadlines for extra orders of shit. There is only that much nature can help!. If it goes on farmers may have to turn to politicians crap. Now! that’s definitely dangerous to health.